If the Sexy Chicken doesn't do it for ya, how 'bout the Subservient Chicken?
From the brilliant marketing minds at Burger King, creators of the creepy King, we bring you a man standing in a living room in a chicken suit who will basically do anything you ask. Just type in your command and hit submit .... and he will.
I made him do The Robot and fly. He tried to stand on his head, but failed. My favorite part is when you e-mail the thing to a friend you get the message: "Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want.."
Looks like BK and its Tendercrisp have got the fetishist demographic locked up.