I simply can't resist dipping my toe into the Southwest "cover-up".
But I am concerned because Albino Bowler has his heart set on wearing his Speedo and sombrero on our next flight to Cancun. I can't disappoint him.
Two final thoughts, one practical, one philosophical:
1) Isn't it kinda chilly on most flights to be wearing tiny tops and skimpy skirts? Just don't want anyone to catch their death of cold.
2) Who are these self-anointed morality cops who would ask a flight attendant to ask a woman to cover up on a plane flight? Takes a lot of nerve, I think. Mind your own business, Mrs. Kravitz!