This video of a cheerleader getting flattened by the hard-charging high school football squad has become a web phenomenon.
Poor Cali Kaltschmidt, a homecoming queen and cheerleader in Washington State, was just trying to adjust the banner for her team, when a thundering herd of football heroes burst through the paper and trampled her.
One of those players was her boyfriend, who didn't even know he'd turned her into roadkill. And Cali's sister, Sierra, was holding another cheerleader on her shoulders when she saw her sister get flattened like Wile E. Coyote.
Cali's OK, thank goodness, which means her pain is being mortgaged into hours of enjoyment for twisted souls like us who are bored out of their skulls at work. Oh, and to make Matt Lauer richer.
Claire Bennett, where are you when we need you?