Along the lines of man bites dog, we've got ...
Nine police officers chase down stolen doughnut truck.
The thieves were said to be glazed and confused.
Workers p.o.'d about Qwest's suggestion they use portable urinal bags.
Human resources suggests additional potty training is required.
Mom arrested after 6-year-old daughter pulls off bank job.
Her two-year-old was driving the getaway car.
Man gets stolen Mustang back -- 38 years and 300,000 miles later.
Boy are his feet tired ...
World's most expensive apartment goes for $240 million.
But that includes free cable.