He may be known as the funny Beatle, or the least talented Beatle (who at least married a Bond girl), but now Ringo Starr can be known as The Headless Beatle.
His mop top got lopped off of a topiary that was recently unveiled outside a Liverpool train station. The rest of the flora and Fab Four-a went unpruned.
In a recent interview, Ringo was quoted as saying he didn't miss a thing about Liverpool, which led newspapers in town to blame local vigilantes for the beheading.
I'd rather blame Yoko. ... For everything.