So we wanted to get in on the act.
Check out this loser, um, suspect fleeing the scene of his bank robbery in Arlington on a bike he probably stole from a sixth-grader. Let's call him Billy the Kiddie Biker.
And what about this dude, who rolled into the CVS on Camp Bowie on Tuesday morning and demanded Oxycontin. He fled before he got his drugs, so that makes him an OxyMoron?
Isn't this fun!