First, we hosted the Methodists in May. Then, for six weekends beginning in June, the Jehovah's Witnesses camped out at the Fort Worth Convention Center. And this week, we've got Kenneth Copeland Ministries and his merry band of born-agains.
(Toss in the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus concert in November, and FWCC has cornered the market on fanatical faith-based organizations.)
Having a good ol' fashioned revival downtown makes for some delicious ironies, like when you go for an iced chai tea at Starbucks -- and get a free shot of witnessing from fresh-faced teeny-biblers.
And my favorite fun fact is that one of the guest gurus at this week's Southwest Believer's Convention is named Creflo Dollar, as in you better hold onto yours or he will Creflo them right into his Rolls Royce.
It's a heavenly ride.