People Magazine has the first-ever public photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's twins!! Just 3 weeks old, Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline are more famous than everyone I know, including Deepak Chopra and Davy Jones.
As much as I would like to move to a higher social elevation and say I simply do not care about these sorts of things, the celebrity rubber-necker in me just can't help but take a peek. (In People Are Shallow, you'll find me on page 12.)
But I'm drawing a line in the sand on this one. I simply will not buy the magazine featuring "19 pages of intimate family photos and the full interview with Brad and Angelina." If I'm lucky, I'll be able to swipe a copy from my dentist's office.