If you haven't been following, allow me to catch you up: Continental flight attendant Sharon Brown is suing the wife of famed pastor Joel Osteen, who, BTW, has more money than god. Brown seems to know this, as she is seeking 10 percent of Victoria Osteen's net worth because Vicki allegedly got peeved about a spill on the armrest of her first-class seat, and, allegedly, threw a first-class temper tantrum, eventually shoving Brown against the first-class bathroom door and elbowing Brown in her first-class left breast.
It's amazing that this trial has lasted more than 10 minutes, much less 3 days and counting. But I think the judge must be endlessly entertained. Yesterday, Brown admitted that she once referred to the honorable pastor Osteen as "the devil." And Vicki isn't coming out of this smelling like a rose, either.
All I know is it's fun checking in on this story every day. I'll be sorry to see it end.