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August 19, 2008



"If, on your resume, you claim to be a Hispanic Kennedy and the CEO of the wildly successful firm of Dewey Cheatem & Howe, chances are you're gonna get caught ... or elected president."

Hmmm. You wouldn't happen to be thinking of anybody elected in recent years, would you? I mean, just because a person had failed over and over in businesses his dad's pals had set him up in over the years? Or let's say, evaded the draft & then was AWOL for replacement National Guard duty? Or declared all his sex, drugs and rock & roll activities before age 40 to be off limits to the press? I mean, I'm sure all that kind of stuff was on the resumé he presented to the American people. And besides, how would anybody know to expect he might perform equally well as President?

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