Today's distraction in the presidential race is the faux furor over Barack Obama's comment about the McCain camp. He said his opponents' attempt to be the candidates of change is like trying to "put lipstick on a pig."
Well, it didn't take long for the hue and cry to rise up, and charges of sexism were flying.
But I say, they're all discriminating against pigs. Have they not read about Jamon Iberico de Bellota, the $180 pound piggies you can buy at Central Market? And what about Miss Piggie, Babe, Wilbur?I don't think they'd appreciate being dragged into this kind of political mud.