A nearly half-ton squid has been hauled in off the coast of New Zealand. It sets all kinds of records. But perhaps Steve O'Shea, a squid expert at the Auckland University of Technology, puts it into perspective best in an msnbc story:
"If calamari rings were made from the squid they would be the size of tractor tires."
Bathed in that awesome chili sauce from the former Angeluna? Yum.