After watching Night 2 of the interminable premiere of Dancing with the Stars, I feel safe in saying that this season will not measure up to the last few -- and that's not because we don't have any locals on it.
The women were just boring. Monica Seles was hopeless. The Broadway gal from Hairspary was too bubbly to bear, and, of course, Olympic skater Kristi Yamiguchi was head and shoulders above the rest. Doesn't Priscilla Presley looks like a wax figure? Sure, Shannon Elizabeth is hot (and leggy), but DWTS's fans and judges always hate the hottie; she's a goner.
The only intrigue is watching "profoundly deaf" Marlee Matlin to see whether she'll spin out of control on the floor. But for my money, it's not as much of a potential train-wreck as hoping Heather Mills fake leg flies off, but that's just me.