The rules limit tailgaters to the confines of the one parking space they've paid way too much for in the first place. If you've ever tailgated, you know it's next to impossible to cook a legitimate brat in such cramped quarters.
The Cowboys say they're simply following what other NFL teams have done, to which I say, "If Danny Azarito jumped off a bridge, would you?" (OK, that's what my mom would say, but you get the idea.)
Would it kill the Cowboys to be more fan friendly? They're already one of the most valued franchises in all of sports, and they've got an even higher-priced stadium coming next year.
C'mon, Jerry, give the proud tailgaters some room to grill and gulp.