A Fresno man was beaten with an eight-inch sausage Saturday morning during an apparent burglary attempt, shortly after the the burglar rubbed spices on the victim's roommate, according to police.
Fresno police arrested a 22-year-old man in connection with the incident shortly after the attack.
"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Fresno County sheriff Lt. Ian Burrimond told the Fresno Bee.
The spices and the sausage both came from the victim's kitchen, according to the report.
As for the weapon -- a dog ate it after the suspect threw it out.
This isn't the only violent sausage-related incident in recent history. Don't forget the Florida woman whose son hit her with three pounds of Polish sausage and the Milwaukee Brewers' '03 Sausagegate scandal.