Is there such a thing as a case of mistaken BM?
A teenager in Las Cruces, N.M., has been convicted and given probation after he defecated in a man's car, mistakenly thinking it was his girlfriend's car, the Las Cruces Sun-News reported.
The car's owner discovered the 19-year-old soon-to-be soldier in the back seat of his Honda Civic in March pulling up his pants.
"This is your car?" the owner quoted the teen as saying. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
The teen then ran away and subsequently was found in a nearby ditch.
The teen later apologized and paid for the car's broken window and for a broken window of a business nearby, the newspaper reported.
The forensics team was able to tie the teen to both crimes because of a distinctive footprint that matched his tennis shoes, the newspaper reported.
The teen pleaded guilty to two counts of criminal property damage and attempted breaking and entering just before he was to begin his trial on Monday.
-- Lance Murray


"Teen gets probation for defecating in the wrong car"
So would he have been given a prison sentence if he would have been in the right car?
""The teen pleaded guilty to two counts of criminal property damage and attempted breaking and entering just before he was to begin on Monday."
Begin what??
Posted by: Don'YouHaveEDITORS? | September 29, 2010 at 01:23 PM
EEEWWWWW....This guy is going to be in OUR HONORED MILITARY?
Posted by: Grissom | September 29, 2010 at 04:40 PM
Do we really need to know about this?
Posted by: David A. Bedford | September 30, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Something tells me his recruiter just DQ'ed him for conduct unbecoming!
Posted by: MilitaryMom | October 04, 2010 at 02:17 PM