Some behavior is criminal, even though it doesn't qualify for jail time.
Case in point: A woman talking loudly on her cellphone on an NY subway line is told by a conductor to quiet down and quit using profanity.
The woman responds by saying, "Excuse me, do you know what schools I've been to and how well-educated I am?"
Evidently, a good education exempts you from rude and disorderly conduct.
That said, she refuses to let it go and goes on a rant, reminding again of her educational background. Threatened with being kicked off the subway, she demands a refund and to be let off at the next stop.
It's captured on video and goes viral. Watch the video, and judge for yourself.