Rest assured, a General Services Administration spokeswoman said Thursday, they are not what they seem.
Turns out, some "young men" had caused the damage to the building at 819 Taylor Street during last month's ice storm while throwing ice balls from the parking garage across the street, the spokeswoman said.
Impressivily, the men notified Federal Protective Services about what they'd done, the spokeswoman said.
Plans to repair the damage are underway.
Though no criminal charges are expected, the spokesperson said compensation will be sought from the young men responsible.
- Deanna Boyd