Forget the $150,000 wardrobe the GOP bought for Sarah Palin and her family. Forgive the Katie Couric interviews and the not-funky-enough dance on SNL. Who cares when you've been rendered in such a cheek-pinchingly cute fashion in such an appropriately red suit with the perfect lapel flag pin? This is Palin, the Cabbage Patch Kid. And it's for a good cause.
The Associated Press reports that four of these one-of-a-kind dolls crafted in the likeness of presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain and vice presidential candidates Joe Biden and Palin will be auctioned on the eBay.com Web site to benefit the Marines Toys for Tots Foundation. The auction begins Thursday and ends Tuesday, Election Day.
Oh, please, Santa, will you bring me one? The one with the cute clothes. Not the ones with the guys in suits.