D/FW AIRPORT -- Olympic champion gymnast Carly Patterson is becoming quite the regular at DFW these days. She was there last week as DFW welcomed home Nastia Liukin, our most recent golden girl from Beijing. And now she'll sing as part of the entertainment for DFW's Sept. 17 reopening of Founders Plaza. (The Plaza has been moved to the Grapevine side of the airport.)
Of course, since she's around, why not make the Allen resident a permanent feature of DFW?
As the voice of Skylink:
"Good morning, travelers, this is Olympic champion Carly Patterson. Having trouble vaulting to your connecting flight? Hop aboard the Skylink..."
As TSA spokeswoman:
"I'm sorry, but this is Olympic champion Carly Patterson. Yes, you do have to divest your metal objects, even the gold medals."
As a gate agent:
"This is Olympic champion Carly Patterson. Sorry for the delay, folks. It's those darn judges again. Slow. Slow. Slow."
As on-airfield entertainment for arriving flights:
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. Off to your right, as we taxi in, you'll see Olympic champion Carly Patterson on the balance beam as we listen to her sing, "I'm Proud To Be An American."
- Bryon Okada
P.S. Here's a link to a map on how to get to the new Founders Plaza: http://www.dfwairport.com/visitor/pdf/map-to-founders-plaza.pdf